10 Things I Think I Think....

Joe Gonzales, sports editor

Well everyone, I have been thinking about a lot of stuff lately, and I don’t know If that’s good or bad.

So far, the college football and NFL seasons have been pretty much what I expected. So here we go. Here is what you, my fellow students and fans, have been waiting for. It’s time for my 10 things I think I think.

1. First, I think whose idea was it to put Tim McGraw on the halftime show on of Monday Night Football should be out of a job. I mean, I hate. I hate it. I don’t any more of it. I despise country music, so having to watch the weekend highlights to his singing is so cruel and so unnecessary.
2. Why ABC? Why do that to us loyal football fans? What did we do to deserve that? I guess it could have been worse. They could have had that moron Toby Keith up there. Toby Keith = worst musician in the world.
3. What’s going on in Oklahoma? The Sooners are not supposed to be this bad. It’s going to be a long season, and I hope I can make it.
4. So all you Texas Tech fans really think you guys are going to go undefeated this year? Well, hate to spoil it for you guys, but it’s not going to happen. I know you guys have played a really tough schedule so far, but it’s only going to get tougher. I mean Indiana State and Florida International were national powerhouses. I was being sarcastic, just in case any of you Tech fans did not get it.
5. How about the Yankees? Early in the season, when they were in last place, everyone had already written them off. Now, look who is in first place with about a week to go, yes, its New York!
6. So how smart do you think the Minnesota Vikings feel right about now? Getting rid of Randy Moss was a huge mistake. Well, I guess one good thing about them not being to score a touchdown is we won’t have to see Culpeper get his roll on. I really hate that celebration he does. It’s so annoying, so unnecessary and pointless. Did I already mention annoying?
7. I was thinking about those books I used to read when I was younger.
   One of my favorites was Clifford the big red dog. I always thought how cool it would be to have a dog that big, which is until I thought about where he would go to use the restroom. Imagine how gross that would be and also how hard it would be to clean up.
8. USC is not unbeatable. They will not go undefeated this season. Also, I don’t even think they will win the National Championship. You have no idea how it hurts me to say this, but the Texas Longhorns are the best team in college football. There Cory, are you happy? My sister Corinna a huge Longhorn fan, will never let me forget this.
9. I wonder who would win in a fight between Ronald McDonald and the King from Burger King? I bet it would be close. But in the end, Ronald would come out on top, thanks to the help of the Grimace.
10. What the heck is the Grimace? Is he a spoiled chicken nugget? Or a huge purple gumdrop? For some odd reason, he scares me. If the Grimace ever walked up to me and offered me his milkshake, I would say no thanks and run away.

Well fans, there you have it, my 10 things I think I think. I know some of you are probably thinking what the heck is this guy smoking? Well I don’t smoke, so there you go. Bye now.